floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

502892 notes / 6 days ago / reblog
chanel-and-louboutins:

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chanel-and-louboutins:

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"i just need to get my shit together" - me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via heartmades)

(Source: jamespmberry)


616436 notes / 1 week ago / reblog

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

523526 notes / 1 week ago / reblog